I am sorry if the name of this post offends my liberal friends. Wait. Nevermind. No I'm not sorry. The story I am about to share with you is a classic example of liberal logic at it's best. If You Send Your Kid To Private School, You Are A Bad Person. Yes, that really is the title of an article written and posted on Slate this morning. The title itself is a joke, but surely the article can't be as bad as it's title makes it sound. Right? Wrong. If you feel up to reading it, please do so. If not, I'm here to point out some of the more asinine statements made by Ms. Benedikt. You are a bad person if you send your children to private school. Not bad like murderer bad—but bad like ruining-one-of-our-nation’s-most-essential-institutions-in-order-to-get-what’s-best-for-your-kid bad. So, pretty bad. Let's start with the opening sentence. You aren't as bad as the Ft. Hood Shooter, or even George Zimmerman, ...